Love is a bunch of bullshit

Especially when you date only drug addicts who shit on your feelings. Fuck you don’t shit on my mental state. I hate everyone I can’t wait to serve my country and leave everyone behind.


I’m about to go HAM

goddeks:

  • home
  • and
  • masturbate 

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gvnkin:

japan vines are next level

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someone: i love kylo!
me: hell yeah!
someone: hes like the best sith-
me: Listen, there are a great many different types of force users and cultures out there, and kylo ren is Not a sith. he was trained as a jedi and then fell to the dark side. he is a part of the knights of ren and that is why he is called kylo ren. sith lords traditionally take the title darth and follow the sith code, whereas dark or fallen jedi may still feel a strong affinity to the light side and may be openly conflicted about their use of the dark side. they are jedi who have /fallen/ and who did not join the sith. this distinction is extremely important and the best previous example may be asajj ventress, who is a dark jedi, whereas count dooku was a sith lord. he took on the name darth tyranus when he left the jedi. this is honestly a very simple explanation and i recommend further reading and research into the history of the force, its users, and the different factions that study under it. there will be a test on friday if you wish to continue speaking to me.

awdplace:

I’m a horrible person… I’m sorry…

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double-oy-7:

stitchfeather:

jeza-red:

gokuma:

shorelle:

lifeofatidball:

Do you think Darth Vader sees C-3PO and remembers back to the hours spent in his childhood working on assembling him?

I like to think so

I’m just gonna leave this here

…oh

OH

oh

Oh.

Wow well fuck me silly

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Reblog if you dont hate me.


the-ways-of-the-force:

kickfliptano:

givenclarity:

so caza and I watched the Jedi training academy over at Disneyland and had a conversation that inspired this

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Incidentally the most common criticism I’ve received from publishers of childrens’ books is that my writing is not age appropriate

DAM

WHAT THE FUCK

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faessbenders:

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I’m so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that’s a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I… drink… your… milkshake!

there will be blood [2007] dir. paul thomas anderson


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knights-of-kylo-ren:

your-uncle-dave:

theninjapunch:

Holy shit

Oh…damn…

.. My heart.

Wow the feels

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